The Clintons have been at the center of power in the US for over 30 years and during that period 46 people closely associated with them have died of causes other than old age. We haven’t kept count, but we doubt 46 of their close associates have died of old age.
The latest on the list is the former Clinton White House chef, Walter Scheib. He served the Clintons and stayed on in the Bush White House and was found this month at the bottom of a river two miles away from where he was hiking.
We wouldn’t be surprised to see the Obama Department of Justice investigating his death as part of a Bush family plot to elect Jeb. We also expect the media to bring up Scheib’s death as a debate question for Jeb. (While we’re sure Jeb had nothing to do with Scheib’s death, we would like to see him flub the answer.)
One thing is certain, there won’t be any questions for a Clinton. And if there were a question for Hillary her answer would sound like this.
The deaths of Clinton associates are the stuff on which conspiracy theories thrive. There’s certainly more than enough reason to suspect that hanging out with the Clintons could be hazardous to your health. For example …
Just prior to another round of testimony before Kenneth Starr’s grand jury, and while the reporters who were covering that story were two hours away covering a standoff situation in Waco that just “went away”, Jim McDougal suffered a heart attack while in solitary confinement. Left alone for too long, when Jim McDougal was taken out of solitary, instead of attempting to defibrillate his heart with equipment on hand at the facility, he was driven over to John Peter Smith hospital. Not the closest hospital to the Fort Worth Federal Medical Center, John Peter Smith hospital is a welfare hospital, where (in the words of one local) ,”They let interns practice on deadbeats. ”
Within days of an NBC Dateline story hinting at a possible run for the Senate seat currently assumed to be the property of Hillary Clinton, JFK Jr. and his wife and sister-in-law died when the Piper Saratoga II TC JFK Jr. was piloting crashed in to the ocean just short of Martha’s Vineyard. The NEWSWEEK issue for the following Monday, which NBC Dateline had reported would announce JFK Jr’s candidacy, was yanked from distributors and destroyed.
Were the Clintons involved in any of these deaths? We’ll never know, too many people – and especially the media who adore them – have too much invested in Bill and Hillary.
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