Bruce Jenner Picks Smaller Breast Implants For an Important Reason

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Bruce Jenner says he decided on smaller breast implants because he “didn’t want to look ridiculous..”

Okay, I’m not touching that one, or those ones – but Bruce – you don’t think you look ridiculou already? Why not get super DD’s to draw people’s attention away from everything else?

brucejAnd couldn’t giant fake breasts act as airbags for your next encounter on Pacific Coast Highway? Just sayin’..

If a person was cutting on themselves to get attention, you’d stop them. If they pay a doctor to do it, we call them “courageous.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You can stick a branch in your eye – it doesn’t make you a tree..

A new report claims that Bruce Jenner has taken one more step in his transition into a woman and gotten breast implants. Radar Online reports the former Olympic athlete allegedly went under the knife to get silicone implants weeks ago, but “went with a smaller implant because he didn’t want to look ridiculous.”

The source said, “Recovery hasn’t been difficult, but Bruce has had to sleep in a recliner to help with the healing. He’s not allowed to lift anything, and he has to wear a bra 24/7, but he’s expected to resume normal activities in the next six weeks.” The source added, “He has been emotional, but finally feels like this is the body he has meant to have.” Jenner, who was involved in a deadly car accident earlier this year, also reportedly got a nose job recently so he would “look more feminine.”?

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