Ohio Police Searching for ‘Mystery Pooper’

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Some jackass has decided its his civic duty to dump and dash- literally, drop and plop on the hoods of random cars. Gross.

From the Idiot Files:

AKRON, Ohio — Police in Ohio are searching for a man who was caught defecating on a car belonging to a woman in Akron.

The father of the victim took a photo of the suspect, who is described as a male in his mid-40s. According to police, incidents like this have been reported since May 2012.

Police said 9 reports have been filed and the cars have been damaged on the outside and inside.

Some victims reported the incidents thinking it was from a dog.

Anyone with information about this man should contact Akron police.

Nasty, dude. You there is this cool new invention called a toilet that everyone else in the world uses, right? Most folks would probably even let you use their bathrooms in lieu of pooping on their hoods. *shudder*

More on the story here:

Akron Police Searching for Serial Pooper

Police in Akron, Ohio are looking for the person responsible for defecating on cars at least 20 times in the last three years.

Written by Katie McGuire. Follow Katie on Twitter @GOPKatie

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