“Gay Marriage” Discriminates Against Three Gay Men

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For all you supporters of so-called “gay marriage” – on the basis that the definition of traditional marriage is discriminatory – you’re all a bunch of bigots.

People who believe marriage is between one man and one woman (you know, like Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton in 2008) are said to be nothing more than run-of-the-mill haters and bigots, discriminating against gays – plain and simple.

Well, get in line, gay marriage advocates, because you don’t want an end to discrimination – you only want your version of it.

You want gays and lesbian to be in the marriage club. You merely want the definition of marriage expanded – and guess what? You’re all a bunch of bigots, because gay marriage doesn’t end discrimination – it merely makes you nothing more than run-of-the-mill haters and bigots, discriminating against other people who merely want the same thing you do:

Let’s take these gents out of Thailand. No, they’re not a boy-band – they’re 3 dudes that go married… to each other. Yep.

Bell, Art and Joke pictured together after tying the knot in the world's first three-way same-sex marriage Three gay men from Thailand have tied the knot in what is thought to be the world’s first three-way same-sex marriage. Happy newlyweds Joke, 29, Bell, 21 and Art, 26, took the plunge on Valentine’s Day after exchanging their vows in a fairy-tale ceremony at their home in Uthai Thani Province, Thailand.

The three blushing grooms are thought to be the world’s only wedded male threesome and have since become internet sensations after photos from their big day went viral.

The newlyweds took the plunge on Valentines Day when they exchanged vows in Uthai Thani, Thailand

In what they described as the happiest day of their lives, the three men were suited and booted for the ceremony in which they exchanged rings after walking down the aisle. Bell, From Phitsanulok Province, said: ‘I think we are first three-way same sex males to have a wedding, possibly in the world.

BUT NOT SO FAST!!!

Even though these happy chipmunks say they “consummated their love under Buddhist law” in the ceremony – threesomes are not recognized as legitimate under Thai law. Whaaaaat?

Hey – good for Thailand, but any of you Americans who aren’t repulsed to the point of being pissed at me for bringing you these images think again if you don’t think this is coming to America soon.

And you gay marriage advocates who aren’t down with 3 dudes or 3 women or 5 people and their cat demanding marriage equality – you’re a bunch of hateful bigots. Yeah, I’m talking to you.

The three men believe same-sex marriages are just as valid as any other legally sanctioned ceremony

According to Joke, same-sex marriages are just as valid as any legally sanctioned ceremony and are treated as such.

He said: ‘Now Thai society has a better understanding of sexual orientation as many same-sex weddings appear on TV, newspapers and social media, we feel more accepted and able to come out.

‘But I don’t believe the world has ever seen three men marry before, this is something new.

‘Most people all around us can accept that and many people have given us their blessing.

‘We love each other and live together like brothers; hopefully this is something the world can understand in the 21st century.’

Good night everyone..

Honestly, I don’t know if I can even eat Thai food anymore.

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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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