This Tweet Explains Perfectly Why It’s Tough To Be A Man

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It’s tough being a man.

Why are you laughing? No, I wasn’t joking. Yes, I’m being totally serious. It is extraordinarily, extremely, unbearably tough to be a guy. Especially in 21st century, feminazi dominated America!

We men are faced with unbelievably hard decisions that push the limit of our character on a daily basis. Often, it’s a matter of life and death, with the fate of the universe hinging on whether or not we make the right choice.

Unfortunately, our much better looking female counterparts have a tendency to misunderstand the stresses of being part of the male species. It’s almost impossible to effectively and accurately communicate the difficulties we face on a daily basis to our pretty partners, and often times any attempt to try fails miserably and ends in a huge argument with plenty of fireworks.

Thankfully, it appears that one male user on Twitter has managed to capture the kind of critical decisions that us men have to do deal with every day. Ladies, you might want to get a box of tissues, because once you see just how tough dudes have it, you’ll likely break down in tears.

From Twitchy:

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See what I mean? How is any man supposed to make this kind of decision and not live with a mountain of regret the rest of his days?

I almost guarantee that not a single woman out there has ever had to make a choice as difficult as the one this poor man has to make.

Of course, by now, you probably know I’m being just a tad sarcastic–at least I hope you noticed, the only thing I haven’t done to make it obvious is flash a big, neon sign in your face announcing when I’m employing my unique gift for dry wit.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a man or a woman, being human is pretty dang tough. This is why it’s essential every once in awhile to take a break and just laugh at yourself and your gender from time to time.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m 100% dude, and I’m proud of it. That doesn’t mean I’m devoid of a sense of humor!

Anyways, enjoy a good chuckle at my expense and pass it along!

 

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Michael Cantrell

Michael Cantrell is a conservative journalist/blogger with over 8 years of professional writing experience writing for some of the largest publications on the Internet. He has participated in several campaigns to repeal Obamacare, worked with Tea Party candidates running for Congress, and more. Michael is a staunch constitutionalist and lover of American history.

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