John Kerry is our Secretary of State, the top diplomat representing the United States. He is also an internationally recognized fool whose only real talent lies in marrying for money. While Kerry’s reputation for being vapid and for being able to hold two opposing positions simultaneously is well known and has made him the butt of jokes for a couple of decades, the Secretary may have hit a new high in international ridicule recently.
He and President Obama have been making some comments about ISIS that could be viewed as less than positive and less than respectful. The President referred to them as “the JV team” just before they chased off the Iraqi army and captured control of three major Iraqi cities. Secretary Kerry put them in the same danger zone as climate change.
Over the last few weeks we’ve had some things that we knew about our President and his Secretary of State reinforced and, thanks their vapid, clownish behavior, we’ve learned something new about ISIS. They’ve read Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, the book that has been the guiding light of President Obama’s life. Just look…
RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating. It also works as a key pressure point to force the enemy into concessions.
We’re just going to look at Rule 5 today, but this could easily be a series, ISIS is hammering both the President, but especially Secretary Kerry with most of Alinsky’s rules.
Just so we’re clear on our subject, let’s look at what the dictionary has to say about “ridicule.”
OK, now that we’re clear on just what we’re discussing today, here’s what ISIS had to say about our top diplomat, our Secretary of State, the man who represents our President and his administration in high level diplomacy with top leaders around the world.
So America and its allies rose in order to save the world from the “terrorism and barbarity of the Islamic State” as they allege. They rallied the entire global media, driving it with false arguments to delude the masses and lead them to believe that the Islamic State was the root of evil and the source of corruption…
To the extent that Kerry, the uncircumcised old geezer, suddenly became an Islamic jurist, issuing a verdict to the people that the Islamic State was distorting Islam, that what it was doing was against Islamic teachings, and that the Islamic State was an enemy of Islam.
The “uncircumcised old geezer.” Now THAT had to leave a mark. This also brings to mind a number of questions.
How, we wonder, do they know that John Kerry, Secretary of State of the United States of America, is uncircumcised? Is Theresa Heinz-Kerry a Muslim spy? Which raises another question along those lines, does Theresa even know if the Secretary is uncircumcised?
Could there be a mole in the State Department, you know, somebody hanging out around the men’s rooms checking … well, you get the idea. On the other hand – no pun intended – does John Kerry actually use the “men’s room”? He is, we’re told by him, committed to equal rights and unisex restrooms have been a vanguard issue among equal rights folks.
We also wonder if the leadership of ISIS has seen this blast from the past…
Except for absence of some sort of facial covering, that outfit could qualify as a burka. Muslims are absolutely committed to their belief in female circumcision, so maybe referring to Secretary Kerry as an “uncircumcised old geezer” refers to his manliness? Or maybe it’s a threat that when they take him captive he could be in for some broken bottle surgery of some sort. We wonder how Theresa feels about that? Assuming of course that Theresa feels anything.
And, speaking of feeling…
Secretary Kerry may have feelings. We would think that could be an entitlement of an “uncircumcised old geezer,” but thanks to the wonders of Botox, we’ll never see any public evidence of it.
On the other hand, this may all just be a ploy of those wily dogs of ISIS. Secretary Kerry – and his funding source Theresa – are avid users of Botox. And just what is Botox? Thank you for asking.
Botox is a drug made from a toxin produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It’s the same toxin that causes a life-threatening type of food poisoning called botulism.
Botox injections work by weakening or paralyzing certain muscles or by blocking certain nerves. The effects last about three to twelve months, depending on what you are treating. The most common side effects are pain, swelling, or bruising at the injection site. You could also have flu-like symptoms, headache, and upset stomach.
Guess what else exhibits those symptoms?
Signs and symptoms typically begin abruptly within five to 10 days of infection with Ebola … virus. Early signs and symptoms include:
- Severe headache
- Joint and muscle aches
Over time, symptoms become increasingly severe and may include:
- Nausea and vomiting
Sounds like the flu to us, and that’s exactly what airport screeners are supposed to be looking for when boarding passengers.
All kidding aside, we believe that ISIS is assuming that the “uncircumcised old geezer” is, in fact, a biological weapon and they may well believe he’s on their side.
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