ISIS Suicide Bombing Instructor Blows up Class By Accident: Feel-Good Story of 2014


“Now I can only show you this once..” Who says there’s only bad news in the papers?

suicide_bombersIn a terrorists training facility just north of Bagdad, an ISIS commander who was teaching 21 trainees how to successfully blow themselves up, apparently is – or should I say ‘was’ – a stickler for details: He blew them all to smithereens by detonating a suicide belt loaded with explosives.

Right about now you’re probably wondering if this were true, who reported the story? I don’t know, but here’s how the Belfast Telegraph reported it:

Raad Hashim, who works at a liquor store near the site of the bombing, burst out laughing. “This is so funny,” he said. “It shows how stupid they are, those dogs and sons of dogs.”


On a more serious note, he added: “It also gives me pain, as I remember all the innocent people that were killed here.”


“This is God showing justice. This is God sending a message to the bad people and the criminals in the world, to tell them to stop the injustice and to bring peace. Evil will not win in the end. It’s always life that wins over death.


Another local told the newspaper: “I heard this today when my friend rang me in the afternoon to tell me about it. He was so happy as if he was getting married, which made me happy as well. In pictures: The rise of Isis


“I hope that their graves burn and all the rest of them burn as well. I was not happy with the number killed, though: I wanted more of them to die, as I remember my friend who was killed by a suicide bomber in 2007.”


A further 15 people were wounded in the explosion, according to police and army officials, which took place at a compound situated in the northeastern Salahuddin Province.


The instructor was not named, but was described to the NYT by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

Leave it to the Irish to make this warm-hearted – but I love it. Virgins for everybody!


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  • Stewart Candler

    Liquor store in Iraq? Hmmmm.

  • dp52

    If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!

  • AZWarrior

    You mean ‘God’?

  • The Good Shepherd

    Islamic Jackyls were never really that intelligent to begin with. These people are subhuman cockroaches. Probably blew something as simple as a count.

  • Carlene Zealley

    Knock knock..
    Who’s there?

  • SunshineSunshineSunshine

    What kind of retard would remain-in or convert-to that cult?

  • Lee Lanier

    It’s even unworthy style of fighting, these people are cowards & sucker punch is the only way they know how to fight.

  • Dana May

    It was only a ‘clock’

  • Bobby Duncan

    Guess they wont be getting a free trip to the white house.

  • Keep in mind that the Mohammedans’ “Paradise”…is the Judeo-Christian HELL!

  • but but but dat was a assident!

  • Jimmy Moron

    I was gonna leave a message, but you guys got it covered!! LOL!

  • Cool Man

    “Pay attention kids, because I’m only gonna do this once.”

  • Mark Wurz

    the feel good story of the day

  • klepp0906

    God showing justice? Their is no such thing as a “God” and if their were he would have showed “justice” long ago. That hardly justifies the madness these guys perpetrate. Not to mention the fact they do it in the name of something imaginary and the fact they think they get goats and virgins cracks me up lol.

    Bring some of that oil money to America and u can get virgins without blowing up. Pro tip.

    • sportrac

      Sorry you dont believe in god and think you evolved from a rock, which you probably did from the way you spell.

  • Randall Lowe

    That is the thing about being a suicide instructor you only get to demonstrate blowing yourself up only once…LOL!!!

  • AZWarrior

    Guess that was the Mooseslime version of, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”

  • JerseyJoe

    Using live explosives shows the ignorance of these cave-dwellers. Maybe he was showing them how NOT to use an explosive vest. What a great teacher.

  • Michael Superczynski

    This story reminds me of the terrorist Darwin Award winners:

  • CapNCraigAgain

    “I cannot emphasize the importance of this Final Exam. If you get it wrong, you blew it and Allah will not welcome you into Paradise.”

  • Jim

    (Music playing) I go to pieces……..

    • Robert Frye

      “I blow to pieces”

    • infadelicious

      here ya go…………… D*mn they don’t make singers like Patsy anymore, do they? LOL

      • Ddenney1

        She went too soon love her voice!!! The Moslem class was obviously way too small!

        • infadelicious

          i think she was 30 when she died……. unbelievable

  • bikerdogred1

    Obama fan club.

  • Snidely70448

    Much to their surprise, the virgins waiting for Muslims in Heaven were not quite what they expected….

    • JPinIA

      Who wants virgins anyway??? I want a gal that knows what she is doing!

      • Snidely70448

        The Muslims don’t want the women to be able to make any comparisons that might show them for the incompetents they are.

        • infadelicious


        • infadelicious

          speaking of incompetence…

  • Undecider

    They just wasted a lot of White House money.

  • David Jenest
  • Alan Larsen

    Aloha Snackbar!

    • AZWarrior

      Bacon wrapped pork, baby!

  • infadelicious

    bwaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!! hee hee heee! ho ho ho! ha ha ha!!! chortle………ahem! I mean, that’s horrible! All human life is valuable……………………snicker……………….. a ha ha ha ha

    • Robert Frye

      I can hardly contain my joy after hearing this!

    • CapNCraigAgain

      Sometimes I wonder about the value of these human lives, then realize that they weren’t human at all. Just vermin.

  • Shrillary’s All Washed Up

    Do it again, ISIS! Do it again!

    • infadelicious

      an oldy but a goody……………..

  • Scuba Steve

    I guess they don’t have to worry about paying back their Student Loans.

    • infadelicious