Flipus-Flopus Virus Contaminates White House

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This just in! An incurable virus has resurfaced in the White House. (No, it’s not ebola). Secretary of State, John Kerry, infected by this incurable, hot-air borne illness, Flipus-Flopus, revealed that he has been harboring the disease since 1971 when he was “for the Viet Nam war before he was against it.”

Uh oh! Pretty scary that Kerry, influenced by Flipus-Flopus, speaks for America even though his symptoms are obvious. First he’s for Israel, then shifts to support Hamas, then back to Israel with “conditional” support. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, making himself and America’s foreign policy the laughing stock of the world.

Flip-Flop #3.BAs if that isn’t bad enough, a White House leak indicates that Kerry has infected POTUS, (President of the United States).

Current symptoms of the severity of the President’s Flipus-Flopus affliction are evident when he denies having made the decision to withdraw ALL American troops from Iraq in 2011. That had not been his call. No-siree! With a perfectly straight face, he repeats, over and over and over, that the government of Iraq, led by President Maliki, made the decision to send Americas home. Iraq did not want any residual American boots on the ground in their country. But, were happy, happy, happy to get their mitts on 505 military bases (costing billions of American dollars to construct and maintain), and 3.47 Million pieces of “used” military equipment devalued at $313 Million dollars.

And, can you believe it? The president continues to blame George Bush for the impending collapse of Iraq because he (Bush) neglected to leave a residual force behind. Excuse me? Am I missing something here? Who sat behind the desk in the presidential oval office and declared it was time to abandon Iraq in 2011?

FLASHBACK TO 2011. President, and then re-election campaigner, Obama declared that he personally made good and sure that a residual force of American troops were not left in Iraq. Made good and sure that America didn’t leave even one brave soldier behind (including Sargent Bergdahl . . . but that’s a story for another time).

“Yes-siree” he had fulfilled his promise to surrender the war in Iraq and bring our soldiers home. Mission accomplished.

Those of us with brains and memories scratch our heads in bewilderment. Does the president not know there are multiple 2011 videos in which he takes full credit for ending the war and bringing ALL the troops home? How stupid does he think we are? (Perhaps he’s confusing us with his hem-kissing followers who believe surrender is victory just because he says so.)

And so, what will happen?

Will the Lord-of-the-Lies-in-Chief continue to lie, lie, lie as Iraq is destroyed?Fli-flop#3.A

Will American boots be back on the ground in Iraq?

Will the loss of 4000+ Brave American Warriors have been in vain?

And what about the 35,000+ wounded men and women who returned home to be mistreated by the VA system that was supposed to care for them?

Read the rest of my column at TheBlaze.

P.S. AMolli for Joedditional columns and an almost DAILY RANT are available on Molli’s website, along with a FREE download of her quick-read book, “Uncle SCAM Wants Your Money and Your Country.” Use her snarky humor to help you initiate conversations with the less-aware people in your universe. Entertain first, then enlighten them with the truth about our need to wake up, wise up, stand up, speak out, and push back to fundamentally un-transform Obama’s America back into our America. Of, by, and for ALL the people.

 

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Molli Nickell

DAILY RANTS from Molli are available at her blog, along with a FREE download of her quick-read book, “Uncle SCAM Wants Your Money and Your Country.” Use her humor to help initiate conversations with the less-aware people in your universe. Entertain, then enlighten them with the truth about our need to wake up, wise up, stand up, speak out, and push back to fundamentally un-transform Obama’s America. A former publisher and Time-Life editor, Molli helps writers become published authors at www.getpublishednow.biz

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