Global Warming to Wipe Out Redheads

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Global Warming alarmists or “experts” as liberals call them, say redheads could become extinct in Scotland as it gets sunnier, due to changes in DNA. The gene that causes red hair is posited by scientists to be an evolutionary response to the lack of sun in Scotland.

artRedhead pigment allows people to get the maximum vitamin D from what little sun there is over there and only one to 2% of the world’s population has red hair but in Scotland – it’s 13%, or 650,000 people.

But oh my god if we don’t hand over our tax dollars to whatever global warming experts say we should, redheads could die out in a few centuries.

Snore.

From The Daily Record in the UK:

Dr Alistair Moffat, boss of genetic testing company ScotlandsDNA, said: “We think red hair in Scotland, Ireland and the north of England is adaptation to the climate. We do not get enough sun and have to get all the vitamin D we can.
 
“If it was to get less cloudy and there was more sun, there would be fewer people carrying the gene.”
 
Another scientist, who asked not to be named because of the theoretical nature of the work, said: “I think the gene is slowly dying out. Climate change could see a decline in the number of people with red hair in Scotland.”
 
Canadian comic Shawn Hitchins, who led a ginger pride march in Edinburgh last year, said: “It seems like everyone is coming up with new ways to eradicate the gingers.”

Well there you go. Stop being such a Capitalist or that lovely redhead in accounting is kaput… in three hundred years. I’d just like these global warming idiots to be gone by then!

(T)

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