It’s easy to tune out when the safety announcements begin at the start of a long plane journey – but this Southwest flight attendant made sure she had everyone’s attention.
The woman got passengers chuckling after she broke into a comedy routine as their aircraft took off.
‘Position your seatbelt tight, low and across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra,’ she said as passengers began realizing they weren’t hearing the standard information.
She added that if they landed near a hot tub ‘everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini’ – as other staff held up life jackets.
‘To activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 cents for the first minute,’ she continued. ‘Although that plastic bag may not inflate, you are receiving lots and lots of gin. Oxygen that is.’
As she continued her routine, more passengers began listening – and laughing. Some laughed so loudly that it was hard to hear the woman as she continued her routine over the speaker.
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