Did you hear about it? Hillary Clinton and the Mainstream Media are getting back together!
by Rodney Lee Conover – If you think the press was in the tank for candidate Barack Obama, brace yourself for will be the most unrestrained, duplicitous and sloppiest session of make-up sex the history of love affairs has ever known…
Yes, Hillary has endured much indignity, but never has she been thrown over like in 2008 when the Media christened Black Jesus for President over the First Female, the Victim-in-Chief, the Queen of Platitudes – even Oprah chose brotha’ over sista’!
But fear not Clinton Kool-Aid’ers: Race may have trumped gender in 2008, but there’s nothing quite like make-up sex, is there? It’s with someone you know really well. You know their moves, their strengths, their needs, their strong desires and most importantly, they want it bad, baby…
And who wants it worse than “I’ll put up with Bill Clinton” Rodham Clinton? What civilized mother would allow her only daughter to be publicly humiliated during her formative years, unless that drive for power were anything less than psychotic?
Oh, who am I kidding – you probably know Hillary and the Mainstream Media already got back together – it’s not like I’m making some wild or brilliant prediction or anything.
A good example is the deafening silence from the major media on what would be an explosive piece on political corruption linking former acting CIA chief Mike Morell’s incredible luck in private-sector employment to his equally incredible recent Benghazi hearing testimony:
In a nutshell: Barack Obama was running for President saying Al Queda was; “on the run” and he was a tough guy, wanted your vote, etc. Then, a few weeks before the election on September 11, 2012, Islamic terrorists attacked the American facility at Benghazi, killing four Americans.
Despite evidence before, during and after that it was a premeditated terrorist attack, everyone from the President on down blamed a YouTube video and they put the poor sap who made it in prison. Susan Rice told the nation it was a video, Hillary and the President repeated it – and the press backed them up long enough to get Obama re-elected (with a special assist from Candy Crowley). Turned out to be a big fat lie.
Since everybody and their brother knew it was terrorists who killed four Americans – why were talking points changed to say it was a protest over a YouTube video? wtf – who did it? The CIA, FBI, State Department, the White House, Kaiser Sosa, George W. Bush, ‘Flo’ from those Progressive commercials, David Petreus (naw – too busy), Miley? Who engineered this and why? … juicy.
Now – 18 months or so later – former acting CIA Director Mike Morell testifies to the House Intelligence Committee it was he who changed the Benghazi talking points, removing references to al Qaeda, “Islamic” militants and leaving out that most on the ground believed it was terrorists.
Morell originally told Senators that it was the FBI, not himself at the CIA who changed the talking points, so he either lied at that time or lied under oath later. He then admitted removing evidence the CIA had warned the State Department prior to 9-11-12 of probable terrorist attacks on Benghazi. Yikes!
Is it me, or does that make Hillary look bad? As in, not fit to be Secretary of State, Commander in Chief or even competent to play “Battleship” with my eight-year-old nephew?
Sharyl Attkisson, reporting on the hearings, says Morell went against his own agency on this point in defense of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s State Department. Ms. Attkisson was frozen out of reporting on Benghazi by CBS News – but big deal, right? Hey – whatever – she’s a right winger, bla bla…
Well, what is former acting CIA Director Mike Morell doing now? I’ll give you a hint: He retired from the CIA soon after his original explanations of Benghazi, shielding then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from her abject incompetency and public statements, gave cover to her bizarre hearing (‘What difference does it make?’) testimony and put distance between the murders and the 2012 re-election of Barack Obama.
Morell received several job offers and accepted more than one… Have you guessed?
Michael J. Morell is now a “national security analyst” for: CBS News! That’s right – the same CBS News that got rid of Sharyl Attkisson for doggedly reporting on the Benghazi attacks.
But that’s not all – with your editing of talking points, lying under oath (alleged!) and throwing your own agency under the bus to protect the Secretary of State who would be President – you’ll also get a book deal and a fantastic job at something called: “Beacon Global Strategies.”
What is Beacon Global Strategies, you ask? It’s a “strategic advisory firm” founded by Hillary Clinton’s close friend (and longtime spokesperson) Phillippe Reines, who traveled to over 110 countries with the then-Secretary of State as part of her senior team. Just a coincidence, I guess.
This Mike Morell – wow – he must be some kind of catch, right? An analyst for CBS, a book deal (he can edit it himself!), the gig with Beacon Global Strategies? Sure it sounds pretty funky, but if there were any funny business, there would be a Pulitzer waiting for the right go-getter in the Major Media.
The Mainstreamer’s aren’t interested because this stinks on ice and Hillary may be a rotten fish, but she’s so dreamy and you know, got that whole bad-boy thing going. Mmm.. bad-boy thing.. dangerous. Let’s drive by her house!
This is corruption at the highest levels and the press is actively involved in protecting Ms. Clinton from her part in the Benghazi debacle and cover-up. What’s really pathetic is we all know how these relationships turn out: Poorly.
No matter what happened between Barack Obama and the media, it’s all in the past – Hillary knows their love has survived it and that the media would be back…
… on their hands and knees, with flowers and chocolate. And some condoms for Bill..
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