In Bucks County Pennsylvania, just outside Philly, a burglar learned a lesson – too late – about the 2nd Amendment.
As Paul Harvey would say, “here’s the rest of the story.”
A burglar who authorities said masturbated on a woman’s deck and then stole her dog was shot when he broke into a second Bucks County apartment, according to investigators.
“He laid down on the floor, stood back up and then he started masturbating on my deck,” she said. “I stood there for like ten seconds and I tried to get them to come with me but they wouldn’t. Then I got out of there.”
The woman ran to her neighbor’s home as Suarez Medero broke through the sliding-glass door and entered the apartment, said investigators. He then allegedly took one of the woman’s dogs and jumped out a second-floor window.
He then allegedly broke into another apartment on the first floor and attacked two residents inside.
A struggle ensued and a resident inside the apartment pulled out a gun and opened fire, striking the suspect twice, police said.
You just can’t fix stupid.
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