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The 12 Days of Obamacare

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12 days #1 Pelosi

On the first day of Obamacare, Pelosi gave to me . . .
A healthcare “gift” for my dear fa-mil-y.

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12 days #2 Obama promiseOn the second day of Obamacare, Barack promised to me . . .
“Keep your doctor and your healthcare? Yes-sir-ee!”

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12 days #3 mailmanOn the third day of Obamacare, my mailman brought to me . . .
A can-cell-a-tion of my healthcare po-li-cy.

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12 days #4 under constructionOn the fourth day of Obamacare, the website said to me . . .
Closed for repairs. Will be fixed soon, we almost guar-an-tee!

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12 days #5 stop No securityOn the fifth day of Obamacare, TheBlaze emailed to me . . .
“Stop! Stop! Don’t sign up yet. The site has NO se-cur-i-ty.”

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12 days #6 sinister person on computer

On the sixth day of Obamacare, a navigator promised me . . .
“Tell me all and do not fret, your info’s safe as it can be!”

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12 days #7 ID theft

On the seventh day of Obamacare, my banker said to me . . .
“Thieves stole your cash and credit cards and your i-den-ti-ty.”

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12 days #8 ProtestorsOn the eighth day of Obamacare, the Tea-Party tweeted me . . .
Eight million folks dumped off their plans are mad as they can be.

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12 days #9 empty pockets

On the ninth day of Obamacare, my boss said to me . . .
“Thanks to healthcare pol-i-cy, you’re now a part-time em-ploy-ee.”

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12 days #10 Abe's ghostOn the tenth day of Obamacare, Lincoln spoke to me . . .
“When gov’ment owns your healthcare, they own you too, you see.”

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12 days #11 rats leaving ship

On the eleventh day of Obamacare, Dem-RATS said to me . . .
“Didn’t read it. Voted for it. We took gift$ and bri-ber-y.”

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12 days statue of libertyOn the twelfth day of Obamacare, Ted Cruz said to me . . .
“Be of good cheer and keep the faith, we’ll send ‘um home . . .  you’ll see.
Together we will start anew to save our country’s li-ber-ty.”

Molli for JoeMolli is the author of “Uncle SCAM Want$ Your Money and Your Country,” a collection of Politically Incorrect Fables. SNEAK PEEK. Order today and save 25% off the $7.95 cover price of $7.95 when you use the discount code
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A 30-year veteran of the publishing biz, former publisher, Time-Life editor, motivational speaker, workshop leader, and six-times published author, Moll’s also is a Book Doctor/Writing Consultant who helps writers become published authors at www.getpublishednow.biz.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Liz Ehret Re

    Absolutely LOVE it!!!

    • http://www.grannyguerrillas.com/ Molli Nickell

      Hey Thanks Liz. Please share with your friends and ask them to pass it around.

  • Harvey Melton

    and a kiss of death under the yuletide tree o me o me!!! yeah Obamas giving keeps right giving- nothing but grief I think they need to put john McCain in charge of obamacare if anything we would never be effected by it ever again.

    • http://www.grannyguerrillas.com/ Molli Nickell

      Great closing line. If I revise this fable/song/poem, I’ll borrow it from you and thanks very much. I agree, O-care is the curse that keeps on cursing. McCain in charge is a great idea since he has totally lost his moral compass and his way and might carry O-care out in the desert, never to be seen again. Ah, that it could be that easy.

  • Donald Congleton

    EGGS-CELLANT

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