Reading, writing and arithmetic take a back seat to “higher” education in “fisting”, anal play and gorilla suit and other sex fetishes in the Beaver State.
Think $24,ooo of state-supported university funds could be better spent than on an appearance fee for sex-advice and pundit Dan Savage to speak to adult-children still eligible to be covered on their parents’ health insurance under Obamacare?
Apparently not at the University of Oregon:
The Register–Guard, the main daily newspaper for the region, reports the “University of Oregon paid nationally syndicated sex-advice columnist Dan Savage $24,000 for speaking at an Oct. 15 event at the UO, according to a copy of the contract the university released this week in response to a public records request.”
“The return a university gets from sponsoring programs where students are exposed to nationally prominent resource people is in the form of sparking thought and considering new perspectives,” Keith Van Norman, marketing manager for the University Health Center, told the newspaper.
“New perspectives?” That’s for sure.
According to the campus newspaper The Daily Emerald, “throughout the lecture, Savage addressed questions of a wide variety of sexual topics including the importance of sexual education, to kinks and fetishes, experimentation and communication as well as same-sex marriage. As he flipped through from card to card, he answered questions dealing with the sexual act of fisting to gorilla suit fetishes; the roaring response from the audience was unanimous.” But when asked how to pleasure a woman down under, Savage responded: “F**k if I know!”
Real mature. No wonder yutes – now being screwed by President Barack Obama’s government-run HealthCare.gov high premiums and deductibles if not the individual Obamacare mandate tax (or identity theft from the insecure government owned-and-operated website) – voted for The One in droves last Fall. You remember, back when the Liar-in-Chief was continuing to repeat ad nauseum that if you liked your insurance you could keep it?
Hint for co-eds: He’s also lying about replacing a good husband as a government-run cradle-to-grave-Life of Julia Uncle Sam as baby daddy for the natural results of following Savage advice, whether they be an un-aborted life that calls you mama, VD or a life wrecked by too many fistings thrust from gorilla suits.
Take Savage advice and you may not like what’s left of your life:
No word on whether the Oregon State Beavers will follow the example of the state’s flagship university.
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
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