What does your doctor REALLY think about Obamacare?

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Once upon a time, a totally non-scientific poll was leaked to the press. Doctors from various specialties (at least those who had not yet  announced early retirement) shared their privately held opinions about Obamacare.

The concepts displayed below come from healthcare professionals who agreed to speak out only after being promised permanent placement in the Physicians Protection Program.

 

Ophthalmologists consider the concepts to be shortsighted

dr. opthomologist

Allergists want to scratch it.

 Gastroenterologists believe the program will cure constipation.

dr suppository

Chemists want to give it the acid test.

Dermatologists advise not to make any rash moves.

Morticians believe everyone is dying to sign up.

 dr shovel ready

Neurologists claim  Obama has a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians feel everyone is laboring under massive misconceptions.

Pediatricians tell their patients, “Oh grow up and accept it!”

dr crying baby

Pathologists want to examine it further under a microscope.

Plastic Surgeons want to “put a whole new face on the concepts.”

Pharmacists believe it’s a bitter pill to swallow.

dr poison pill

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

Psychiatrists think people were certifiably insane to believe Obama.

dr laughing about keep and pick


Podiatrists think it’s a step backward.

Radiologists see right through it.

dr xray 2


Surgeons are are up to their elbows in indecision.

Urologists are pissed off at the whole idea.


Proctologists believe we never should have allowed the  assholes
to destroy America’s healthcare in the first place.

dr precious

 

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