Once upon a time, a totally non-scientific poll was leaked to the press. Doctors from various specialties (at least those who had not yet announced early retirement) shared their privately held opinions about Obamacare.
The concepts displayed below come from healthcare professionals who agreed to speak out only after being promised permanent placement in the Physicians Protection Program.
Ophthalmologists consider the concepts to be shortsighted
Allergists want to scratch it.
Gastroenterologists believe the program will cure constipation.
Chemists want to give it the acid test.
Dermatologists advise not to make any rash moves.
Morticians believe everyone is dying to sign up.
Neurologists claim Obama has a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians feel everyone is laboring under massive misconceptions.
Pediatricians tell their patients, “Oh grow up and accept it!”
Pathologists want to examine it further under a microscope.
Plastic Surgeons want to “put a whole new face on the concepts.”
Pharmacists believe it’s a bitter pill to swallow.
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
Psychiatrists think people were certifiably insane to believe Obama.
Podiatrists think it’s a step backward.
Radiologists see right through it.
Surgeons are are up to their elbows in indecision.
Urologists are pissed off at the whole idea.
WANT A LITTLE MORE snark in your day? Enjoy Molli’s latest fable, “The Little Obama-Train That Couldn’t,” just posted at TheBlaze.
Additional fables are posted at GrannyGuerrilla.com
Take a SNEAK PEEK inside Molli’s new book of politically incorrect fables. Order today and save 25% off the $7.95 cover price of “Uncle SCAM Wants Your Money and Your Country.” Use discount code TG4NRPFB when you order through The Amazon e-store.
A former publisher, Time-Life editor, keynote and motivational speaker, workshop leader, and six-times published author, Molli helps writers become published authors at www.getpublishednow.biz.
Sign up to get alerts from Joe!