I’m no conspiracy enthusiast, but I have to admit – the following really does support the theory that a UFO carrying aliens from another existence landed in Roswell, N.M.:
The year was 1947..
Some of you will recall that over 60 years ago, on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Charles E. Schumer
… See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
A little humpDAYYYY humor for all you’ins up late like me.
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