Wow. Take away a baby’s favorite toy, and my, my, my, does the high drama come. Tears! Rivers of tears! Pointed fingers! You!!! You did this to me!
I CANNOT LIVE ONE MORE SECOND WITHOUT MY PANDA CAM!!!!!!!! MURDERER!!!!!!
It’s not really that the Democrats desperately need the government open as usual. I’m not certain they even remember what the issue is. The problem is, none of them can remember any time in which the Republicans didn’t give them everything they wanted, when they wanted it. Now the Republicans have said “the People shall be listened to”. The Democrats are bringing the weapons-grade crazy.
Normally Leftists are just mean and vindictive, coldly calculating what will give them the most power, crushing whoever stands in their way. These current antics are actually costing them politically; but they are simply unable to control their own rage.
The crazy that they say
Barbara “call me senator” Boxer: The latest Republican shutdown plan continues its war on women.
Senator Tom Harkin: It’s very dangerous. I believe we are at one of the most dangerous points in our history right now. Every bit as dangerous as the break-up of the Union before the Civil War.
Sen. Angus King: Those people are guilty of murder in my opinion. [murder! You murdered my Panda cam!!!]
Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader: We’re only truly entering a banana republican mindset.
Cher [yes, THAT Cher] in a tweet: LOVE MY COUNTRY & THESE MORONS R RUINING IT.THEY NEED GOOD WHIPPING!HMmm they probably go 2 sum chick in blk leather 4that
Petual Dvorak, Washington Post columnist, approvingly quoting a “man on the street”: Line ’em up and shoot ’em. I consider what they’re doing treason.
Nancy Pelosi,House Minority Leader: But to say no government, that’s what President Washington cautioned against. [What? George Washington wanted Americans to bow to Almighty Government?]
Boy President:They have shut down the government over an ideological crusade to deny affordable healthcare to millions of Americans.
Stephanie Miller, some kind of radio talk show host, to a caller: They are not holding your children hostage; they are trying to blow your children up. They are suicide bombers they are no longer hostage takers. They are no longer just regular terrorists they are suicide bombers.
The New Republic, left-wing rag tweeted: When faced with an intransigent, bull-headed governing body, Yeltsin did this: [with a picture of a tank having just blown a hole in what seems to be the Parliament building][They should change the name of their magazine. Really]
Chris Matthews, noted MSNBC leg tingler: I’m wondering, who’s feeding the elephants at the Washington Zoo?
Anthea Butler, Penn University associate professor and professional racist: The government shutdown is partly due to President Obama’s race. [of course, darling. Everything’s about race.]
Moo, a tweet: Due to Congress’s failure to pass legislation to fund the government, updates to this account will be limited. #Shutdown [say it ain’t so, Michelle!]
John Fugelsang (famous for standing next to Daisy Fuentes?) tweeted: Shutting down the US Govt is the closest this congress can get to seeing the Confederacy finally win #p2 #Obamacare
Cecile Richards, president of
Butcher Inc Planned Parenthood: The House’s war on women.
More Harry Reid: One reason they are so afraid…given a little bit of time Obamacare is going to be supported by 90 percent of the American. [Oh dear God, you really think that?]
More President Jackass on negotiating with Republicans: “I shouldn’t have to offer anything. You don’t get a ransom just to do your job.
Senator Chuck Schumer, on Harry Reid: He’s been the rock. And he’s had our whole caucus behind him. Because if we negotiate on a short-term [government funding bill], what are they going to do on a long-term bill? What are they going to do on the debt ceiling? [ok, you won’t budge on anything, EVER, but Republicans are the Taliban, the suicide bombers, the ones with a gun to America’s head? Yeah, no. ]
Believe me, I used 1/4 of what I collected for this article.
The crazy that they do
Obama shut down the World War 2 Memorial. This is not a museum. It was built by and remains funded by private donations. It is an outdoor, open-sided park. No fences, some daytime staffing, and not funded by the government. Veterans from across America visit daily. President Obama ordered a fence/barricade put around it. Security officers threaten to arrest anybody who breaches the barrier.[This has gone very public. It’s openly petty and vindictive, and has caused a huge national backlash. What could they possibly hope to accomplish with this? It’s just….crazy] After this low-down-dirty deed became known, the Reid-led Senate shot down a Republican-sponsored measure to order this park left unfenced.
Obama shut down Claude Moore Colonial Farm, another self-funded tourist destination in Virginia that sits on federal land but is otherwise not associated with, funded by, or managed by, the federal government.
Obama has cancelled the Navy-Air Force football game, and in fact all football games of the service academies. Football for these organizations is, like that of any college, not only self-funding but a huge cash cow for the entire school. In other words, it receives no federal money. [this will piss people off good, but what Democrat with a brain could possibly think this would get blamed on Republicans?]
Don’t let this opportunity pass you by
Kids, it’s been a long, long time since we’ve had the LeftCommies in such a state of agitation. You simply can’t be satisfied with just watching, popcorn and sodas at your side. Oh no you don’t. This is a fan-participation game.
Find the nearest Democrat you know…..smile warmly….lean over…..gently whisper in his ear: Ted Cruz. Then lean far enough back so that you’re clear of the diet-coke-meets-mentos fun:
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