5 Snarky Ways Marco Rubio Screwed Us

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Five Snarky Ways Marco Rubio Just Screwed Usgang of eight

 

The Senate Immigration Bill that just passed contains the following:

 

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— Having two drunk-driving convictions does not disqualify an illegal immigrant for legalization or affect your path to citizenship. Assuming you don’t veer off the path into a ditch and hit a post.

 

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— Employers will have an incentive to hire amnestied illegal aliens because they won’t have to pay the $3,000 ObamaCare penalty required for most other employees. Veterans returning from war? Get in back of the line!

 

hand grenade tatoo— Illegals can be found guilty of forging two passports and still be eligible for legalization and citizenship. But if you fence climbare caught forging three, you’ll be in for it buddy. You can’t forge four passports either… Five is right out.

 

— Before you can be prosecuted for buying, selling or using counterfeit materials used to obtain passports, you have to have done it more than TEN times… And we’re serious this tenth time.

 

But here’s the biggie when it comes to snarky ways Marco Rubio screwed us:

 — $300 million in taxpayer slush money will be distributed to cronies of Barack Obama, such as “La Raza” to help illegal immigrants through the process. And wouldn’t you know it, overseeing the drafting of the bill was Obama’a director of domestic policy Cecilia Munoz. Before she got the Obama Administration gig, she was La Raza’s top policy analyst. She’s also tied to ACORN, MoveOn, George Soros… Go figure.

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 So thanks Marco, thanks John McCain, thanks Lindsay and all you Senate Rhinos for selling us down the river.

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And Come on in you eleven, twenty-five, thirty-million undocumented Democrats – the water’s warm!

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Rodney Lee Conover is a writer / performer, living in Southern California’s Mohave Desert

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Rodney Lee Conover

Rodney Lee Conover is a writer, producer and Senior Editor at JoeForAmerica.com

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