KATHY GRIFFIN NOT TALKING

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DEAD, DIVORCED, MARRIED, PREGNANT OR IN JAIL
written by Rodney Lee Conover – April 13, 2013

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Rumor has it that the wife of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has given birth to a baby girl…

… Boy – that Dennis Rodman works fast…

 

A transgender student in Houston has won the right to wear a dress to prom after school authorities at first insisted the teenager wear a tuxedo…

… No word on whether the dress will be an original Wang …

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Ali Razeghi, an Iranian scientist and businessman, claims to have invented a time machine…

… Which in that country means he made a wrist watch…

 

The man who was the voice of Charlie Brown in the first “Peanuts” television specials has pleaded guilty to stalking his ex-girlfriend and a plastic surgeon who gave her a breast enhancement…

… Did you check out the rack on the little red-haired girl?

 

Outside of Detroit, a 60-year-old woman told bank employees she had a bomb in her bag and demanded money. The bomb turned out to be two cans of spaghetti sauce, but the woman escaped in a car with a man driving…

… Her accomplice has been identified as Chef Boyardee…

 

Bravo has pulled the plug on Kathy Griffin’s talk show after just two seasons…

… Anderson Cooper is wearing his pants at half-mast…

 

Ikea says it has withdrawn 17,000 portions of moose lasagna from its home furnishings stores in Europe after traces of pork were found in a batch tested in Belgium…

… The recipe for IKEA lasagna is difficult to understand and the cheese is held together with cheap plastic fasteners…

 

FINALLY: Disgraced congressman Anthony Weiner says he would like to “ask people to give me a second chance,” and run for mayor of New York City…

… Can Weiner rise to the challenge? boo.

 

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Rodney Lee Conover is a writer, producer and Senior Editor at JoeForAmerica.com

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