DEAD, DIVORCED, MARRIED, PREGNANT OR IN JAIL

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DEAD, DIVORCED, MARRIED, PREGNANT OR IN JAIL
Written by Rodney Lee Conover –  April 25th, 2013

The Associated Press had its Twitter account hacked, and they falsely tweeted Barack Obama was injured in two explosions at the White House…

… Who do they think they are, CNN?

Boston Bombing suspect, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may have learned how to make the pressure cooker bombs they used from a website magazine called “Inspire”…

… It was followed by the cover page article, “2013 World’s Sexiest Despots”

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was charged with conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction against persons and property…

… Already Eric Holder is trying to plea it down to assault with convection…

Dzhokhar, who may be unable to speak due to a throat wound from a possible suicide attempt, simply nodded to questions that were asked…

… Several Universities have sent over a teaching application to him already…

Liberal pundits now say that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was a sweet kid and a great student…

… I don’t know  – I mean, how stupid is this guy that he thought he could get away in a boat?

Reese Witherspoon, who won an Oscar as June Carter Cash in “Walk the Line” was asked to do just that by police the other night. Ironic.

… Witherspoon’s hair was brunette at the time, so no “Illegallly Blonde” jokes for you. Sad.

Sportscaster Al Michaels was also arrested for DUI, blowing a .08 blood alcohol level…

… This was the highest rating anyone at NBC has received in some time…

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter…

… I hope he’s not using the new Iphone5, because the camera on that thing is waaay too good for him to be taking pics of himself with…

France legalized same-sex marriage, then surrender to the Bravo Channel. I don’t get that either…

The miniseries “The Bible” was a big hit. Now it’s being cut down to three hours so that it can be released in theaters…

… The concession stands will be saving a lot of money, only having to stock one loaf of bread per screening…

Amnesty bill proponents say the government will track the 12 million illegals living here to make sure they comply with all of Marco Rubio’s guidelines…

… This is the same government who couldn’t keep track of one Russian bomber that they were tipped off to?

The “Gang of Ocho” keeps saying illegal aliens need a path to citizenship…

… They already have a path to citizenship – it’s called “Legal Immigration”… Thank-you.

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