Why are Lesbians Fat?

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xlargeThis is up there with the chicken and the egg.

You know, when I was 5 or 6, I would wonder about clouds, or the waves of the ocean. As I got older I would wonder about the stars in the night time sky or the Aurora Borealis (the northern lights). And now, I wonder what the hell congress is thinking.

Not once have I considered the question “Why are lesbians Fat”?

But now, this age old question will soon be answered, and you the tax payer get to help. No, the government won’t be sending lesbians to your home so you can ask them questions. Congress will give an additional $750,000 to study this important issue. Bringing the sum total to 1.5 million dollars.

My only question is who can we send the “Thank You” card too?

 

 

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