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Jim Carrey is taking a lot of heat over his video mocking gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, but is resolute in his attack on the NRA and Second Amendment advocates…

… But check out the guns on Jenny McCarthy…

 

Bill and Melinda Gates, are offering a $100,00 grant to find; “anyone — students, scientists or entrepreneurs” to reinvent and develop a superior condom…

… Let’s just hope they don’t mix that up with “building a better mousetrap”… ouch!

The contest, made available by Gothamist, is looking for an inventor to develop “the next generation of condom,” with a design which will be more desirable to use and still protect against pregnancy…

… Trojans being compromised by Microsoft – isn’t that the other way around usually?

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In clinical trials run by Amgen, a genetically modified version of herpes simplex 1, the virus that causes cold sores, were found to shrink tumors of the deadly skin cancer melanoma…

… A bittersweet discovery for the cast of “Jersey Shore”…

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Margaret Cho says she was forced to cover up her full-body tattoos at a Los Angeles Korean spa because management said they offended fellow patrons…

… If they were worried about offending customers, Shouldn’t they have asked Margeret to put duct tape over her mouth?

Kinky emails sent to a lobbyist by New Jersey Democrat Assemblyman Joe Cryan have been obtained and made public. The messages graphically described his lust for bondage, oral sex and spanking…

… The safe word was ‘tax the rich.’

Russian billionaire Boris Berezovsky left no suicide note when found dead inside a bathroom at his English country mansion. Police said there was no evidence a “third party” was involved…

… I guess he had nothing to live for, except taking baths in $1000 bills and sleeping with British models…

 

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