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Kim Kardashian caused such outrage that she was forced to apologize after posting a picture of a jewel-encrusted hand gun online and saying was in case anyone tried to steal something valuable from her….

… You know, like a diamond-encrusted pistol?…

After an Internet poll to choose its successor, the iron game piece in Monopoly has been replaced with a token shaped as a cat…

… It’s not surprising when you consider most people who sit around on the Internet all day have probably never even seen an iron…

Actor Steven Michael Quezada, who plays federal drug agent Steven Gomez on “Breaking Bad;” has been elected to hold a seat on Albuquerque’s school board…

… Rest assured he’s got an eye on the science and chemistry professors…

Ron Jeremy was awake and feeling better after being hospitalized for stiffness in his chest…

… Same thing his co-stars feel when doing a scene with him…

White House doctor Connie Mariano said on CNN she was worried about Chris Christie dying in office because he’s so fat. Christie went on Letterman and said it wasn’t an issue…

… Try telling that to his grocer…

Michael Vick who lost his starting job late last season has agreed to a restructured contract with the Eagles and is expected to compete with Nick Foles for the starting position next season…

… It’s dog eat dog out there…

The U.S. Postal Service announced they are ending Saturday delivery of the mail…

… If you want to complain, just email them…
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