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Rodney Lee On Tap

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OPENER
Iran has taken a step closer to manned space flight after it successfully sent a monkey into orbit…
… And just who’s going to run the country while Ahmadinejad is flying around up there?

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MEDIA
The State Department sent an angry letter to Fox News correspondent Justin Fishel, for his questioning the timing of Hillary Clinton suffering a concussion that made her unable to testify on Benghazi…
… Although not the first time she’s used the “No, I have a headache” excuse…

SPORTS
Concussions in football have led Barack Obama to question whether the risks are worth it for college players, saying they are vulnerable and aren’t represented by unions or heavily compensated…
… Obama now urging a ban on football assault helmets

WORLD NEWS
Border Patrol agents in Mexico say they will begin using a new, high-tech air gun to fire pepper balls at illegal border crossers…
… Immigrants say the pepper balls really hit the spot.

ENTERTAINMENT
Jennifer Lawrence had a wardrobe malfunction at the SAG awards and most of her breast was exposed as she walked on stage to accept her award for Outstanding Performance by a female actor…
… From where I was sitting, it looked more ‘outstanding’ than SAG…

POLITICS
The Pentagon is lifting its ban on women serving in combat, opening hundreds of thousands of front-line positions and potentially elite commando jobs after generations of limits on their service…
… Just tell them the enemy is divorcing them. Game over.

TECHNOLOGY
Presidential advisor Valerie Jarrett recently tweeted that; “If there’s one thing we should all agree on, it’s protecting women from violence.”…
… I wonder if she realizes that in the war on women, Ted Kennedy has the only confirmed kill?

DEAD, DIVORCED, MARRIED, PREGNANT OR IN JAIL
The voice actor who portrayed Charlie Brown in many “Peanuts” shows has been arrested on charges that include stalking…
… Maybe he should have spent more than a nickel on psychiatry sessions?

WEIRD
Jim Armstrong, a member of the Canadian Curling Hall of Fame and Canada’s 2010 Paralympic gold medal team, will be suspended for 18 months after failing a performance enhancing drug test…
… They knew something was up when his wheelchair was leaving skid marks on the ice…

FINALLY
John McCain said banning clips won’t do a thing to solve gun violence and is a bad idea…
… Of course, he said the same thing about the Louisiana Purchase.

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